ten reasons i never blog
1. my life is boring (not to me, to you).
2. i live in provo, and nobody wants to hear about that. aka, my life is boring (again, i say, to you).
3. i actually study.
4. best friend moved into town so i have another friend to hang out with (read: i finally have a friend).
5. my darling roommate burnt 6lbs of meat through the night and our apartment has smelled like burnt flesh all day. yes, i was dry-heaving off our balcony this morning because i couldn't handle the smell.
6. it's too cold to go on walks and take real quality pictures on my phone that i later post.
7. i'm starting to read again, which i'm quite enjoying. almost done with "the help". next up: "the optimistic child".
8. it hasn't snowed and stayed for more than a day. when it does, you will know. there will be walks, and there will be pictures. stay tuned.
9. i stopped baking because i decided i wanted to stop gaining weight. aka, andy and i are seeing who will lose ten pounds first.
10. facebook finally got old and i deleted it, so i'm not on the computer as often. (this is a good thing, guys.)
truth.
also (this isn't a reason why i never blog) but it's annoying so i'm going to mention it: dating is so lame. seriously. either he there is no culture there, or he checks out other girls when you're out with him, or all he does is talk about himself (super boring), or you're only interested because he says "yes ma'am" or "no ma'am" to every question because he's from the south. or he's a dentist, has four beautiful children, is passionate about life, isn't afraid to lead you around the dance floor, cooks, bakes brownies just the way you like them, makes french toast soggy (which is obviously the best way), has eyes that twinkle, plays chopin, sings josh turner, keeps more nutella on hand than any other person you know, and is just not ready. but that's okay because you're not ready either... right?
like i said, dating is just so lame.
2. i live in provo, and nobody wants to hear about that. aka, my life is boring (again, i say, to you).
3. i actually study.
4. best friend moved into town so i have another friend to hang out with (read: i finally have a friend).
5. my darling roommate burnt 6lbs of meat through the night and our apartment has smelled like burnt flesh all day. yes, i was dry-heaving off our balcony this morning because i couldn't handle the smell.
6. it's too cold to go on walks and take real quality pictures on my phone that i later post.
7. i'm starting to read again, which i'm quite enjoying. almost done with "the help". next up: "the optimistic child".
8. it hasn't snowed and stayed for more than a day. when it does, you will know. there will be walks, and there will be pictures. stay tuned.
9. i stopped baking because i decided i wanted to stop gaining weight. aka, andy and i are seeing who will lose ten pounds first.
10. facebook finally got old and i deleted it, so i'm not on the computer as often. (this is a good thing, guys.)
truth.
also (this isn't a reason why i never blog) but it's annoying so i'm going to mention it: dating is so lame. seriously. either he there is no culture there, or he checks out other girls when you're out with him, or all he does is talk about himself (super boring), or you're only interested because he says "yes ma'am" or "no ma'am" to every question because he's from the south. or he's a dentist, has four beautiful children, is passionate about life, isn't afraid to lead you around the dance floor, cooks, bakes brownies just the way you like them, makes french toast soggy (which is obviously the best way), has eyes that twinkle, plays chopin, sings josh turner, keeps more nutella on hand than any other person you know, and is just not ready. but that's okay because you're not ready either... right?
like i said, dating is just so lame.
Or he seems mildly interested, just mildly, even after you had a decidedly awesome time together. Or he seems smart, but not successful. Well-read, but not experienced. Informed, but not opinionated. Cultured, but not adventurous. Happy, and not hungry for more in life. Cute, and not attracted. ;(
ReplyDeleteTrue. True.
ReplyDeleteDating is fun. It's always fun. I love to date, and date to love. Funny thing is as cliche as that sounds, you know it's true. For me at least. Dating is fun. The male species is just as human as we are, and just as enthused about dating as we are. Read: They aren't enthused in the least.
ReplyDeleteLove you best friend! Thanks for the shout out :)