This post shall be called "Untitled" because any real title would be too embarrassing.

I ate way too many cupcakes today.  Starting the second those cupcakes are gone (which could be any minute now), I am GAINING CONTROL.  I know it sounds impossible, but I've done it before.  Sometimes I just forget and my stomach takes over.  It's like a cute boy.  When I see him, I turn into an idiot and forget all about being my mature and beautiful self.  It's a hard life I lead.  Really.  


And now, a poem I found via the internet:


Food
Food, food I love you so,
People say go on a diet, but what do they know.
Food, food you make me grow,
You are the one on that makes me glow.

Burgers and fries,
They are the one that stifles my hunger cries.
Popcorn chicken and buffalo wings,
Whenever I see you, with joy my heart sings.

Smoothies and milkshake,
They all go great with a nice chocolate cake.
Ice cream and whip cream,
Why couldn’t I get you out of my dream?

Food, food I love you so.
I will always love you wherever I go.
Food, food you may not know,
But in my life, you play the leading role. 
(Jing Han, you speak to me.)

Okay.... time to gain some control.

...right after I finish those cupcakes...